33

I turn 33 today.
There are no big celebration plans. The people I would want to celebrate with aren’t nearby today, so plans are being put on hold a bit. More importantly, I’m going to take some time today to nurse torn cartilage in my right shoulder, which I injured Friday (on a day off work, [...]

Season 2, Football Picks: Week 4

Finally, I picked up some ground in the Win column.
After being right at .500 for the first two weeks of the season, I bumped up to 27-20 after finishing 11-6 last week. Unfortunately, my fantasy football team lost, and that’s really what matters. Oh, and the Bears lost, too, so it was just a sucky [...]

Season 2: Football Picks, Week 3

First up, eat it Ohio State fans.
Not only did USC trounce the Buckeyes, I have this chat transcript with Cory as further proof Ohio State fans are morons:

Unwrapped

Few things in a man’s life are as disheartening as an unfinished box of condoms.

Season 2: Football picks, Week 2 (and Ohio State sucks … or is that THE Ohio State sucks THE dick?)

Before I start in on Week 2 of the NFL, I need to say something that is prompted by college football but really applies to all walks of life: I hate Ohio State.
I refuse to acknowledge it as THE Ohio State University as those self-righteous pricks like to do, because frankly, if you’re THE anything [...]

May your strength give us strength …

… may your faith give us faith

Someone call up Ma Bell and tell her AT&T sucks

I hate AT&T.
Unfortunately, the bulk of my friends/family use the god-forsaken company, making it far more convenient for me to stick with the thieving sons-of-bitches.

Season 2: Football picks, Week 1

It’s a great time of year.
For those of you not named Jeff, the excitement to tonight’s kickoff of the NFL season is amazing, although that might just be because it also signals the start of another fantasy football season.