Things you cannot say in the NFL (do not click on this blog if you are easily offended; seriously, this post is filthy)

This blog is indecent

I recently broke one of my own long-standing rules of adulthood – I bought a jersey.

Actually, I bought two.

I would be ashamed of myself, but a) I liked them; and b) I’m probably still a long way from being an actual adult (at least in terms of emotional development), so I figured it was worth the purchase, no matter what Jay-Z says (“and I don’t wear jerseys, I’m 30-plus/give me a crisp pair of jeans, n***a, button-ups”).

So I bought jerseys for two teams, the Mets and Red Sox, and even went so far as to personalize the Mets with Nolan Ryan’s last name and number, since he began his career with New York.

Actually, I wanted to get Rickey Henderson’s name and number on it, since he was my favorite player growing up, played a season-plus for the Mets and is now their first-base coach. It made sense.

Unfortunately, Rickey now holds the rights to the name/number combo for any team he played for, making that personalization impossible. It also created my new favorite exclamation, “Damnations to Henderson!”

I knew that you can’t get just any name on a jersey, as I recalled the flap a few years ago over the NFL banning the word “Gay,” despite there being a player with that last name. Being a former journalist, I felt like tracking down other banned names.

OK, that’s not true. I tracked down the names just to giggle at the dirty words.

There was limited giggling.

I was amazed at the extent of this list. I am now warning you that by clicking on the rest of this post, you are about to witness the most shocking display of vulgarities you have probably ever witnessed.

I’m not joking. Cory labeled the e-mail containing the list “the filthiest e-mail ever” and also said it was just too shockingly barnyard (and yes, “barnyard” is apparently a synonym for vulgar, as suggested by thesaurus.com; if you prefer, use “blue” or “obscene”) to post.
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So, you’ve been warned. Here’s the list:

420
666
2 ON 1
3RD EYE
3RD LEG
3RDEYE
3RDLEG
3SOME
4 TWENTY
4TWENTY
60 NINE
60NINE
A.S.S.
ANAL
ANAL ANNIE
ANAL SEX
ANALANNIE
ANALSEX
ANUS
ARSE
ASS
ASS BAGGER
ASS BLASTER
ASS CLOWN
ASS COWBOY
ASS FUCK
ASS FUCKER
ASS HOLE
ASS HOLES
ASS HORE
ASS JOCKEY
ASS KISS
ASS KISSER
ASS KLOWN
ASS LICK
ASS LICKER
ASS LOVER
ASS MAN
ASS MONKEY
ASS MUNCH
ASS MUNCHER
ASS PACKER
ASS PIRATE
ASS PUPPIES
ASS RANGER
ASS WHORE
ASS WIPE
ASSBAGGER
ASSBLASTER
ASSCLOWN
ASSCOWBOY
ASSFUCK
ASSFUCKER
ASSHOLE
ASSHOLES
ASSHORE
ASSJOCKEY
ASSKISS
ASSKISSER
ASSKLOWN
ASSLICK
ASSLICKER
ASSLOVER
ASSMAN
ASSMONKEY
ASSMUNCH
ASSMUNCHER
ASSPACKER
ASSPIRATE
ASSPUPPIES
ASSRANGER
ASSWHORE
ASSWIPE
ATHLETES FOOT
ATHLETESFOOT
AXING THE WEASEL
B HARD
BACK DOOR
BACK DOOR MAN
BACKDOOR
BACKDOORMAN
BACKSEAT
BAD ASS
BAD FUCK
BADFUCK
BALL LICKER
BALL SACK
BALLLICKER
BALLS
BALLSACK
BANGING
BARELY LEGAL
BARELYLEGAL
BARF
BARF FACE
BARFACE
BARFFACE
BASTARD
BAZONGAS
BAZOOMS
BEASTALITY
BEASTIALITY
BEAT OFF
BEAT YOUR MEAT
BEATOFF
BEAT-OFF
BEATYOURMEAT
BI
BI SEXUAL
BIATCH
BIG ASS
BIG BITCH
BIG BITCH
BIG BUTT
BIGASS
BIGBASTARD
BIGBUTT
BISEXUAL
BI-SEXUAL
BITCH
BITCHES
BITCHIN
BITCHY
BITE ME
BITEME
BLACK OUT
BLACKOUT
BLOW JOB
BLOWJOB
BM
BONER
BONG
BOOBIES
BOOBS
BOODY
BREAST
BREAST JOB
BREAST LOVER
BREAST MAN
BREASTJOB
BREASTLOVER
BREASTMAN
BUDWEISER
BULL CRAP
BULL DIKE
BULL DYKE
BULL SHIT
BULLCRAP
BULLDIKE
BULLDYKE
BULLSHIT
BUMBLE FUCK
BUMBLEFUCK
BUMFUCK
BUNGHOLE
BUTCH BABES
BUTCH DIKE
BUTCH DYKE
BUTCHBABES
BUTCHDIKE
BUTCHDYKE
BUTT BANG
BUTT FUCK
BUTT FUCKER
BUTT FUCKERS
BUTT HEAD
BUTT MAN
BUTT PLUG
BUTT STAIN
BUTTBANG
BUTT-BANG
BUTTFACE
BUTTFUCK
BUTT-FUCK
BUTTFUCKER
BUTT-FUCKER
BUTTFUCKERS
BUTT-FUCKERS
BUTTHEAD
BUTTMAN
BUTTPIRATE
BUTTPLUG
BUTTSTAIN
CAMEL TOE
CAMELTOE
CARPET MUNCHER
CARPETMUNCHER
CARRUTH
CHERRY POPPER
CHERRYPOPPER
CHICK SLICK
CHICKSLICK
CLAM DIGGER
CLAM DIVER
CLAMDIGGER
CLAMDIVER
CLIT
CLITORIS
COCK
COCK BLOCK
COCK BLOCKER
COCK COWBOY
COCK FIGHT
COCK KNOB
COCK LICKER
COCK LOVER
COCK NOB
COCK QUEEN
COCK RIDER
COCK SMITH
COCK SUCKER
COCK TAIL
COCK TEASE
COCKBLOCK
COCKBLOCKER
COCKCOWBOY
COCKFIGHT
COCKHEAD
COCKKNOB
COCKLICKER
COCKLOVER
COCKNOB
COCKQUEEN
COCKRIDER
COCKS MAN
COCKSMAN
COCKSMITH
COCKSUCER
COCKSUCKER
COCKTAIL
COCKTEASE
COCKY
CONDOM
COPULATE
CORN HOLE
CORNHOLE
CRABS
CRACK
CRACK PIPE
CRACK WHORE
CRACKPIPE
CRACKWHORE
CRACK-WHORE
CRAP
CRAPPY
CREAMY
CROTCH
CROTCH JOCKEY
CROTCH MONKEY
CROTCH ROT
CROTCHJOCKEY
CROTCHMONKEY
CROTCHROT
CUM
CUM BUBBLE
CUM FEST
CUM JOCKEY
CUM QUAT
CUM QUEEN
CUM SHOT
CUMBUBBLE
CUMFEST
CUMJOCKEY
CUMM
CUMMING
CUMQUAT
CUMQUEEN
CUMSHOT
CUNNILINGUS
CUNT
CUNT FUCK
CUNT FUCKER
CUNT LICKER
CUNTFUCK
CUNTFUCKER
CUNTLICKER
CYBER SEX
CYBER SLIMER
CYBERSEX
CYBERSLIMER
DAHMER
DAMN
DAMN IT
DAMNIT
DATNIGGA
DD
DEAP THROAT
DEAPER
DEAPTHROAT
DEEP THROAT
DEEPER
DEEPTHROAT
DEFECATE
DEPOSIT
DEVIL
DICK BRAIN
DICK FART
DICK FOR BRAINS
DICK HEAD
DICK LICK
DICK LICKER
DICK LIKCER
DICK WAD
DICK WEED
DICKBRAIN
DICKFORBRAINS
DICKHEAD
DICKLESS
DICKLICK
DICKLICKER
DICKMAN
DICKWAD
DICKWEED
DIKE
DILDO
DIP STICK
DIPSTICK
DIRTY HO
DIX
DIXIE DIKE
DIXIE DYKE
DIXIEDIKE
DIXIEDYKE
DO ME
DOGGIE STYLE
DOGGIESTYLE
DOGGY STLYE
DOGGYSTYLE
DOME
DONG
DOPE
DOUBLE D
DOUBLED
DRAG QUEEN
DRAGQUEEN
DRAGQWEEN
DRE
DRIP DICK
DRIPDICK
DRUNK
DRUNKEN
DUMB ASS
DUMB BITCH
DUMB FUCK
DUMBASS
DUMBBITCH
DUMBFUCK
EASY SLUT
EASYSLUT
EAT ME
EAT PUSSY
EATBALLS
EATME
EATPUSSY
EJACULATE
ERECTION
EVL
EXCREMENT
F TOYOTA
F.I.N.E.
F.U.C.K.
FACE FUCKER
FACEFUCKER
FAGGOT
FAGOT
FAIRY
FANNY FUCKER
FANNYFUCKER
FART
FAST FUCK
FASTFUCK
FAT ASS
FAT FUCK
FAT FUCKER
FATASS
FATFUCK
FATFUCKER
FATSO
FELLATIO
FEMME
FINGER FOOD
FINGER FUCK
FINGER FUCKER
FINGERFOOD
FINGERFUCK
FINGERFUCKER
FIST FUCK
FIST FUCKER
FISTFUCK
FISTFUCKER
FISTING
FLASHER
FLATULENCE
FLOGGIN THE DOLPHIN
FONDLE
FOOT FUCK
FOOT FUCKER
FOOT LICKER
FOOTACTION
FOOTFUCK
FOOTFUCKER
FOOTLICKER
FOOTSTAR
FORE SKIN
FORESKIN
FORNICATE
FOUR 20
FOUR TWENTY
FOUR20
FOURTWENTY
FREAK FUCK
FREAKFUCK
FREAKY FUCKER
FREAKYFUCKER
FREE 4 ALL
FREE FOR ALL
FREE FUCK
FREE4ALL
FREEFORALL
FREEFUCK
FUCK
FUCK BAG
FUCK BUDDY
FUCK FACE
FUCK FEST
FUCK FREAK
FUCK FRIEND
FUCK HEAD
FUCK HER
FUCK IT
FUCK KNOB
FUCK ME
FUCK ME HARD
FUCK MONKEY
FUCK OFF
FUCK PIG
FUCK THEM
FUCK WHORE
FUCK YOU
FUCKA
FUCKABLE
FUCKBAG
FUCKBUDDY
FUCKED
FUCKED UP
FUCKEDUP
FUCKER
FUCKERS
FUCKFACE
FUCKFEST
FUCKFREAK
FUCKFRIEND
FUCKHEAD
FUCKHER
FUCKIN
FUCKIN A
FUCKIN NUTS
FUCKIN RIGHT
FUCKINA
FUCKING
FUCKING A
FUCKING BITCH
FUCKING NUTS
FUCKINGBITCH
FUCKINNUTS
FUCKINRIGHT
FUCKIT
FUCKKNOB
FUCKME
FUCKMEHARD
FUCKMONKEY
FUCKOFF
FUCKPIG
FUCKWHORE
FUCKYOU
FUDGE PAKCERS
FUN FUCK
FUNFUCK
FUUCK
G UNIT
GANG BANG
GANG BANGER
GANGBANG
GANGBANGER
GAY (editor’s note: was removed from the list after our original Outsports article appeared.)
GAY ASS
GAY MUTHA FUCKIN QUEER
GAY PRIDE
GAYMUTHAFUCKINWHORE
GENITAL
GET IT ON
GETITON
GIEHN
GIVE HEAD
GIVEHEAD
GLAZED DONUT
GLAZEDDONUT
GO ME
GO TO HELL
GOD
GOD DAMED MUTHA FUCKA
GOD DAMIT
GOD DAMN
GOD DAMNED
GOD MANIT
GODDAMIT
GODDAMN
GODDAMNED
GODDAMNES
GODDAMNIT
GODDAMNMUTHAFUCKER
GONORREHEA
GONZAGAS
GOOK
GOT JESUS
GOT2HAVEIT
GOTOHELL
G-UNIT
HAND JOB
HANDJOB
HARD ON
HARDER
HARDON
HAREM
HE HATE ME
HEAD FUCK
HEAD LIGHTS
HEADFUCK
HEADLIGHTS
HEHATEME
HELL
HELL NO
HELL YES
HELLNO
HELLYES
HEN HOUSE
HENHOUSE
HERPES
HERSHEY HI WAY
HERSHEYHIGHWAY
HERSHEYHIWAY
HERSHY HIGH WAY
HO
HO MO
HOBO
HOLE
HOLE STUFFER
HOLESTUFFER
HOMO
HOMO BANGERS
HOMO SEXUAL
HOMOBANGERS
HOMOSEXUAL
HONKERS
HONKEY
HOOKER
HOOKERS
HOOTERS
HORE
HORNEY
HORNY
HORSESHIT
HOSE JOB
HOSEJOB
HOSER
HOSTAGE
HOT DAMN
HOT PUSSY
HOT TO TROT
HOT2TROT
HOTDAMN
HOTPUSSY
HOTTOTROT
HUSSY
HUSTLER
I LOVE BEER
I LUV BEER
ID TEN T
ID10T
IDIOT
IDOIT
IN THE ASS
IN THE BUFF
INGIN
INSEST
INTER COURSE
INTER RACIAL
INTERCOURSE
INTERRACIAL
INTHEASS
INTHEBUFF
JACK THE RIPPER
JACKASS
JACKOFF
JACKTHERIPPER
JAP
JAP CRAP
JAPCRAP
JERK OFF
JERKOFF
JESUS CHIRST
JESUSCHRIST
JISM
JIZ
JIZ JUICE
JIZIM
JIZJUICE
JIZZ
JIZZIM
JOINT
JUGGALO
JUGS
K MART
KILL
KILLER
KILLING
KISS ASS
KISSASS
KKK
KMART
KNOCKERS
KOON
KOTEX
KRAP
KRAPPY
KUM
KUM BUBBLE
KUM QUAT
KUMBUBBLE
KUMBULLBE
KUMQUAT
KUNT
KY
KY JELLY
LACTATE
LADY BOOG
LAID
LAP DANCE
LAPDANCE
LESBAIN
LESBAYN
LESBIAN
LESBIN
LESBO
LEZ
LEZ BE
LEZ BE FRIENDS
LEZBE
LEZBEFRIENDS
LEZBO
LEZZ
LEZZO
LICK ME
LICKER
LICKME
LIMP DICK
LIMPDICK
LIMY
LIVE SEX
LIVESEX
LL
LOADED GUN
LOADEDGUN
LOLITA
LOOSER
LOTION
LOVE BONE
LOVE GOO
LOVE GUN
LOVE JUICE
LOVE MUSCLE
LOVE PISTOL
LOVE ROCKET
LOVEBONE
LOVEGOO
LOVEGUN
LOVEJUICE
LOVEMUSCLE
LOVEPISTOL
LOVEROCKET
LOW LIFE
LOWLIFE
LUBE JOB
LUBEJOB
LUCKY CAMEL TOE
LUCKYCAMMELTOE
MAGIC WAND
MAGICWAND
MAMS
MAN HATER
MAN PASTE
MANHATER
MANPASTE
MARY JANE
MARYJANE
MASTABATE
MASTABATER
MASTER BLASTER
MASTERBATE
MASTERBLASTER
MASTRABATOR
MATTRESS PRINCESS
MATTRESSPRINCESS
MEAT BEATTER
MEATBEATTER
MOLEST
MOLESTER
MOLESTOR
MONEY SHOT
MONEYSHOT
MOTHER FUCKER
MOTHER LOVE BONE
MOTHERFUCK
MOTHERFUCKER
MOTHERLOVEBONE
MUFF
MUFF DIVE
MUFF DIVER
MUFF LICKER
MUFFDIVE
MUFFDIVER
MUFFIN DIVER
MUFFINDIVER
MUFFLIKCER
MURDER
MUTHA FUCKER
NAKED
NASTY BITCH
NASTY HO
NASTY SLUT
NASTY WHORE
NASTYBITCH
NASTYHO
NASTYSLUT
NASTYWHORE
NEON DEON
NIG
NIGER
NIGGA
NIGGER
NIPPLE
NIPPLE RING
NIPPLERING
NIT TIT
NITTIT
NO FUCKING WAY
NO SEX
NOFUCKINGWAY
NOOKIE
NOONER
NUDE
NUT FUCKER
NUTFUCKER
OICU812
ON THE RAG
ONTHERAG
ORGASM
ORGY
OU812
OUI
P I M P
PEARL NECKLACE
PEARLNECKLACE
PECKER
PEE
PEEP SHOW
PEEPSHOW
PEEPSHPW
PENETRATION
PENIS
PENTHOUSE
PERIOD
PHQUE
PIMP
PIMP SIMP
PIMPED
PIMPER
PIMPJUIC
PIMPJUICE
PIMPSIMP
PISS
PISS HEAD
PISSED
PISSER
PISSHEAD
PLAY BOY
PLAY GIRL
PLAYBOY
PLAYGIRL
POCKET POOL
POCKETPOOL
POLACK
POON TANG
POONTANG
POOP
POOPER
POOR WHITE TRASH
POORWHITETRASH
POPIMP
PORCH MONKEY
PORCHMONKEY
PORN
PORN FLICK
PORN KING
PORN PRINCESS
PORNFLICK
PORNKING
PORNO
PORNPRINCESS
POT
PREMATURE
PRICK
PRICK HEAD
PRICKHEAD
PRIMETIME
PROSTITUTE
PUBIC
PUBIC LICE
PUBICLICE
PUD
PUD BOY
PUDBOY
PUDD
PUDD BOY
PUDDBOY
PUN TANG
PUNTANG
PURINA PRINCESS
PURINAPRICNESS
PUSSY
PUSSY CAT
PUSSY EATER
PUSSY FUCKER
PUSSY LICKER
PUSSY LIPS
PUSSY LOVER
PUSSY POUNDER
PUSSYCAT
PUSSYEATER
PUSSYFUCKER
PUSSYLICKER
PUSSYLIPS
PUSSYLOVER
PUSSYPOUNDER
PUTT PIRATE
PWT
QUEEF
QUEER
QUICKIE
RAE CARRUTH
RAPE
RAPIST
REAR END
REAR ENTRY
REAREND
REARENTRY
RECTUM
RED LIGHT
REDLIGHT
REEFER
RENT A FUCK
RENTAFUCK
RETARD
RETARDED
RIBBED
RIM JOB
RIMJOB
ROACH
ROBBER
S AND M
S&M
SAMCKDADDY
SANDM
SATAN
SCHLONG
SCREW
SCREW YOU
SCREWYOU
SCROTUM
SEMEN
SEX
SEX FARM
SEX HOUND
SEX HOUSE
SEX KITTEN
SEX POT
SEX SLAVE
SEX TO GO
SEX TOY
SEX TOYS
SEX WHORE
SEXFARM
SEXHOUND
SEXHOUSE
SEXKITTEN
SEXPOT
SEXSLAVE
SEXTOGO
SEXTOY
SEXTOYS
SEXUAL
SEXWHORE
SEXY
SEXY BIATCH
SEXY BITCH
SEXY MOMA
SEXY SLIM
SEXYMOMA
SEXY-SLIM
SHAG
SHAGGIN
SHAGGING
SHAWTYPIMP
SHIT
SHIT DICK
SHIT EATER
SHIT FACE
SHIT FOR BRAINS
SHIT FUCK
SHIT FUCKER
SHIT HAPPENS
SHIT HEAD
SHIT OUT OF LUCK
SHIT STAIN
SHIT4BRAINS
SHITDICK
SHITEATER
SHITFACE
SHITFORBRAINS
SHITFUCK
SHITFUCKER
SHITHAPENS
SHITHAPPENS
SHITHEAD
SHITOUTOFLUCK
SHITS
SHITSTAIN
SHITTER
SHITTING
SHITTY
SHORT FUCK
SHORTFUCK
SHOWTIME
SIX SIX SIX
SIXSIXSIX
SIXTY 9
SIXTY NINE
SIXTY9
SIXTYNINE
SKANK
SKANK BITCH
SKANK FUCK
SKANK WHORE
SKANKBITCH
SKANKFUCK
SKANKWHORE
SKANKY BITCH
SKANKY WHORE
SKANKYBITCH
SKANKYWHORE
SKIN FLUTE
SKINFLUTE
SKUM
SKUM BAG
SKUMBAG
SLANT
SLANT EYE
SLANTEYE
SLAVE
SLAVE DRIVER
SLAVEDRIVER
SLEEZE BAG
SLEEZE BALL
SLEEZEBAG
SLEEZEBALL
SLIDE IT IN
SLIDEITIN
SLIME
SLIME BALL
SLIME BUCKET
SLIMEBALL
SLIMEBUCKET
SLUT
SLUT WEAR
SLUT WHORE
SLUTS
SLUTT
SLUTTING
SLUTTY
SLUTWEAR
SLUTWHORE
SMACK DADDY
SMACK THE MONKEY
SMACKTHEMONKEY
SMAGMA
SMART ASS
SNATCH
SNATCH PATCH
SNATCHPATCH
SNIPER
SNOT
SOB
SODOMITE
SODOMY
SON OF A BITCH
SONOFABITCH
SONOFBITCH
SPANK THE MONKEY
SPANKTHEMONKEY
SPERM
SPERM BAG
SPERM HEARDER
SPERM HERDER
SPERMACIDE
SPERMBAG
SPERMHEARDER
SPERMHERDER
SPIC
SPICK
SPIT
SPITTER
SPLIT TAIL
SPLIT TIAL
SPLITTAIL
STAGG
STRAP ON
STRAPON
STRINGER
STRIP CLUB
STRIPCLUB
STROKE
STROKING
STUPID
STUPID FUCK
STUPID FUCKER
STUPIDFUCK
STUPIDFUCKER
SUCK
SUCK DICK
SUCK ME
SUCK MY ASS
SUCK MY DICK
SUCK MY TIT
SUCK OFF
SUCKDICK
SUCKER
SUCKME
SUCKMYASS
SUCKMYDICK
SUCKMYTIT
SUCKOFF
SUICIDE
SWALLOW
SWALLOWER
SWALOW
SWEETNESS
SWIGN DIXX
SWING DIXX
SWINGIN DIXX
SWINGING DICKS
SYPHILIS
TAMPON
TANG
TESTICLE
TESTICLES
THIRD EYE
THIRD LEG
THIRDEYE
THIRDLEG
THREE SOME
THREESOME
TIT
TIT BIT NIPPLY
TIT FUCK
TIT FUCKER
TIT FUCKIN
TIT JOB
TIT LICKER
TIT LOVER
TITBITNIPPLY
TITFUCK
TITFUCKER
TITFUCKIN
TITJOB
TITLICKER
TITLOVER
TITS
TITTIES
TITTY
TOILET
TOILET BOWL
TONGETHRUSTER
TONGUE
TONGUE THRUSTER
TONGUE TRAMP
TONGUETHRUST
TONGUETRAMP
TOUNG THRUSTER
TOUNGE BALLER
TOUNGE THRUST
TRAILER TRASH
TRAILERTRASH
TRAMP
TRI SEXUAL
TRIPLE X
TRIPLEX
TRISEXUAL
TROJAN
TROTS
TUNNEL OF LOVE
TUNNELOFLOVE
TURD
TWO BIT WHORE
TWO ON ONE
TWOBITWHORE
UNFUCKABLE
UP THE ASS
UP THE BUTT
UPSKIRT
UPTHEASS
UPTHEBUTT

The ones we originally missed:

URINATE
URINE
UTERUS
VAGINA
VAGINAL
VD
VIBRATER
VIBRATOR
VIRGIN
VIRGIN BREAKER
VIRGINBREAKER
VULVA
WAYSTED
WEENIE
WET SPOT
WETSPOT
WHACKER
WHISKEY DICK
WHISKEYDICK
WHISKY DICK
WHISKYDICK
WHITE TRASH
WHITETRASH
WHORE
WHORE FUCKER
WHORE HOUSE
WHOREFUCKER
WHOREHOUSE
WIGGER
WILLIE WANKER
WILLIEWANKER
WUUTANG
XXX
YELLOW MAN
YELLOWMAN

Wow.

Just wow.

And if you’ve made it this far, congratulations, as you have waded through some trash.

Here are some thoughts:

Who is ordering an NFL jersey with the phrase “ON THE RAG” on the back? Maybe they should meet up with the one who wants “TAMPON.”

“PUTT PIRATE” is banned? What the hell is obscene about that? Am I missing something?

And what is a “PURINA PRINCESS”? At this point, I think the NFL is just making stuff up.

But what I really want to know is, does the NFL have to list every single combination of vulgarities? It seems to me, and I’m just thinking out loud here, once you’ve banned the word, say, “cock,” then every conceivable use of that singular word would be outlawed. As it stands, they have a very specific list, and it does not say one thing against using the word “ass cock.”

“Henderson” is bad. “Ass cock” is not.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have another jersey to go order.

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9 thoughts on “Things you cannot say in the NFL (do not click on this blog if you are easily offended; seriously, this post is filthy)

  1. Ahh, but what disturbs me the most is that someone (or multiple someones) had the time to sit down and make this (rather extensive) list.

  2. Purina Princess is slang for a female who likes beastiality. Either that or she’s the in the lead car at the Eukanuba parade of breeds.

    I think I’ve used most of those words at some point in my lifetime. But they adjusted my meds, so now I just tick from time to time.

  3. Theres just all kinds of things I’d like say, but in the sense of decency I just can’t. I would like to point out how odd it is that apparently 5150 is fine, but OU812 is definitely out.

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