For the love of God, stop calling it cornhole

It is time we must rise together and put a stop to something that is crippling this nation, one juvenile giggle at a time. We must join forces and put an end to the use of the phrase “cornhole.”

Oh, to some it’s an innocent phrase used to describe a bean bag tossing game.

To others, though, the only tossing might be of the salad variety.

For those of you who aren’t in the know of such things, “cornhole” is also used to describe anal sex, meaning that every time you talk about hosting a cornhole tournament at your company picnic, you leave yourself open to mass confusion (or would that be ass confusion?).

One suggested name is “Kentucky bag toss,” although that also sounds like just another night along fraternity row at UK.

Frankly, I refuse to play the game because I don’t want to take the chance of winning and forever be dubbed the “cornhole king of Kentucky.” Although to be fair, given this blog and this one and this one, I might be well on my way to gaining that crown.

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5 thoughts on “For the love of God, stop calling it cornhole

  1. it goes to show how shallow you are and dumb look it up its a game jackass duh unless your gay oh maybe thats why you want to do away with it your still in the closet huh dork

  2. Dear g,
    Thank you for your comments. I particularly like how you make your points without feeling compelled to use a comma, period or appropriate apostrophes.

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