Shrimpery when wet

And with that, Shrimp Fest 2010 has come to an end.

Honestly, I’m far too miserable (still, and it’s been almost 20 hours later) to think too much about all those delicious shrimps, so I’m skipping out on a full recap. Instead, here are the final tallies:

Teddy Ray: 120 shrimps
Kevin: 110 shrimps
Cory: 90 shrimps
Kyle: 90 shrimps
Jessi: 80 shrimps
Shane: 70 shrimps

I’d like to point out a couple of things that should be noted. One, Jessi was the lone female participant, and she weighs about 85 pounds. That was an impressive outing for her. Two, Teddy Ray’s 120 might seem impressive, but unlike the rest of us, he didn’t eat a salad, side item or a cheddar biscuit. His numbers are slightly inflated. I did, however, appreciate his competitive nature, which caused me to compare us to Mark McGwire/Sammy Sosa 1998: “Shrimps has been berry, berry good to me.”

We’ll see you again in a year, Shrimp Fest. Good luck, goodbye.

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  1. Pingback: Look what the shrimps dragged in | So … there I was

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