If you’re ready for more than some football, read on.
Sen. Barack Obama and Sen. Joe Biden might have such muscial luminaries as Bruce Springsteen, but Sen. John McCain and Gov. Sarah Palin happen to have muscial support from a guy you might know as Bocephus.
Yes, the man who brought the world such family value-loaded gems as “Buck Naked,” “Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound” and “Cadillac Pussy” is out in full force backing the Palin/McCain ’08 McCain/Palin ’08 ticket.
Hank Williams Jr. recently unveiled this tribute song to a throng of adoring fans. This is not a joke, mind you, and it’s to the tune of “Family Tradition.”
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you this:
McCain – Palin Tradition
By Hank Williams Jr.
The left wing liberal media have
Always been a real close knit family
But, most of the American People
Don’t believe em anyway ya see
Stop and think it over
Before you make your decision
If they smell something
They’re gonna come down strong
It’s a McCain – Palin tradition
Now this old Union’s got problems
That is plain to see
The Democrats bankrupted Fannie Mae N Freddie Mac
Just like 1, 2, 3
The bankers didn’t want to make all those bad loans,
But Bill Clinton said you got to
Now they want a bail out, what I’m talking about
Is a Democrat liberal who doo
CHORUS
John N Sarah tell ya
Just what they think
And they’re not gonna blink
And they’re gonna fix this country
Cause they’re just like you N ole Hank
Yes John is a maverick
And Sarah fixed Alaska’s broken condition
They’re gonna go just fine
We’re headed for better times
It’s a McCain – Palin tradition
I am very proud of America’s name
Bu no society is perfect
And we have had our stains
If I’m down at the coffee shop and
Somebody wants to give our flag friction
We say please move on
Cause we’re standing strong
That’s an old John McCain tradition
CHORUS
John N Sarah tell ya
Just what they think
And they’re not gonna blink
And they’re gonna fix this country
Cause they’re just like you N ole Hank
Yes John is a maverick
And Sarah fixed Alaska’s broken condition
They’re gonna go just fine
We’re headed for better times
It’s a McCain – Palin tradition
Some are bound to tell you I’m
Preaching to the choir
And that is very true
And we are going even higher
Like a mama bear in Idaho
She’ll protect your family’s condition
If you mess with her cubs
She’s gonna take of the gloves
It’s an American female tradition
CHORUS
John N Sarah tell ya
Just what they think
And they’re not gonna blink
And they’re gonna fix this country
Cause they’re just like you N ole Hank
Yes John is a maverick
And Sarah fixed Alaska’s broken condition
They’re gonna go just fine
We’re headed for better times
It’s a McCain – Palin tradition
So ... there I was 
My God… this song is bad even by Bocephus standards. And let me tell you, as a long-time fan of the ‘Ceeph, being bad by the standard he has set in the last ten or so years puts you in the running for “worst thing to ever happen to humanity.”
I will point out that Dr. Ralph Stanley has endorsed Barack Obama… and I still think I’d put my money on Ralph in a fight between these two. Sure, Hank’s all drunk and wearing leather, but Ralph just laughs it off and whoops you the way your papaw whooped you.
That has to be THE worst song ever. It’s “Shake That Laffy Taffy” bad.
I guess “John McCain and Hell Bound” was redundant?
Strike me deaf before I EVER have to hear that on the airwaves. Yet another reason to keep the CD player full.
And yes, I said CD. I’ve yet to convert to the IPod nation.